By David Tepera, April 22, 2026
For us older folks, we grew up hearing certain teachings from our elders. Most of these sayings came as parenting lessons, even though it wasn’t always truthful. Just know, your parents were taught the same myths from their elders.
How many of you had heard that it takes seven years to digest gum? Nope, it passes through the body like most everything else. On a side note, if you pass gas, it could blow a bubble. Okay, bad joke.
How about waiting thirty minutes after eating before swimming? Of course, another myth in the early days from the American Red Cross. Yes, it takes energy for the body to digest food, but it has no effect for swimming and enjoying the pool.
Most people were taught that cracking your knuckles causes arthritis. Again, not at all. Cracking your joints is only releasing gas bubbles. There’s no harm there, so enjoy the relief.
Now, let’s get a little more serious. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve heard from women who don’t want to lift weights because they are afraid of getting too bulky. I don’t care if you get upset because that’s a lame excuse for not weight training.
There’s a reason why men are can build massive muscle compared to women through testosterone. So, ladies, lift weights to battle osteoporosis and other menopausal diseases.
Just know, the elder ladies who weight training in our gym are stronger than their husbands. While the men are throwing in the towel, their wives are traveling and enjoying life with friends.
I know that’s a harsh statement, but fellas, get off the couch and enjoy the golden years with your woman.
Here’s one of my favorites “sit-ups and crunches will burn fat to show abs”. Guess what? We all have abs. it’s just hiding under the flab from over eating. Abdominals are built in the kitchen, not the gym.
Lastly, for those who are weight training, exercising and dieting, don’t use the scale as a measure. The results will show up in your clothes and the mirror.
Nobody is perfect, so enjoy life and laugh at the myths.